Apple’s New Mind Control System to Be Called ‘Subjugate Humanity’
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Apple is allegedly working on a currently unannounced mind control technology for its ecosystem of devices, according to a new rumor.
Word of the new technology, apparently dubbed “Subjugate Humanity,” was first released by a renowned leaker on Twitter, who cited anonymous sources “familiar with Apple’s plans for the future.” Unfortunately, beyond the name, details about Subjugate Humanity are extremely sparse. What the actual function of the feature, or what how it will be implemented, is currently unknown. While it is just a rumor at this point, the Twitter leaker’s reputation for providing accurate information is pretty renowned.
A clue as to how it will be implemented was spotted just recently, however. Last month, Apple was granted a patent describing a method for “implementing mind control systems in popular consumer electronics.” Though the patent gives us a clue as to how Cupertino will embed Subjugate Humanity within its devices, we’re still not sure what form it will take — whether as an added Siri functionality, standalone application – either way it’s near certain that the new mind control feature will require a unique AR headset for the feature to work properly.
As for exactly when we’ll be seeing the new update, sources remained tight-lipped. The most they divulged is that we should expect the feature “soon … very soon” — perhaps suggesting an upcoming summer release.
Whether the feature is released sooner and later, we’re still excited to see what Apple has in store for Subjugate Humanity. If their long and illustrious track record and commitment to design and technological advancement speaks to anything, it’s that Apple will continue to be a vanguard of innovation in the industry.
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[The information provided in this article has NOT been confirmed by Apple and may be speculation. Provided details may not be factual. Take all rumors, tech or otherwise, with a grain of salt.]
